Futurama - Into The Wild Green Yonder

Author: Matt Groening. Link to original: http://community.livejournal.com/ru_futurama/89859.html (English).
Tags: futurama, srt, subrip, subtitles, субтитры, футурама Submitted by joreg 12.02.2009. Public material.
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Translations of this material:

into Russian: Футурама: В дикие зелёные дали. Translated in draft, editing and proof-reading required.
Submitted for translation by joreg 12.02.2009 Published 8 years ago.

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BLACK DWARF SYSTEM
DEEPEST SPACE

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VIOLET DWARF SYSTEM
SLIGNTLY DEEP SPACE

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WELCOME TO FABULOUS MARS VEGAS

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FUTURAMA

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VENUTIAN

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EXCALIBOT

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BOTANY BAY

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ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET $1.99
LOOSEST BOWELS IN TOWN!

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MIRAGIO

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RADIO SHACK
BATTERY CLUB

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BUGGALO BILLS

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Into the Wild Green Yonder

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Whoa, Mars Vegas!

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Long live, the eternal city!

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Two... one... zero!

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Rest it hell, crap-ville!

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Out there in the desert we're gonna build bigger better Vegas!

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Bathtube size of oceans, hooker size of bouncers! ???

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Br-br-br ham-burger!

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Stand clear of the closed jaws! Pup-pup.

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Yo, you need any ???ers bent? I know the guy!

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So, what's gonna be over there, dad?

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Dad? That the oasis.

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If you've just said of Oasis Hotel.

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Hohohohoho! Take that, you stupid mother nature!

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Okay. Let's hit him hard.

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??? mine land...

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Who are you, noisy women?

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I'm Frida Waterfall,

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Leader of the Greenyorita Eco-Feminist collective,

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And we well not let you men do this beatifull Gayno desert.

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Well, I'm Lee O'Wong and I say: boom!

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Hey, what happened to my feminecklace?

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And where's my megafem?

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Is he badly hurd, Dr.Zoidberg?

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I... I don't quite know, I just say this...

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Fry is dead!

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Aww!

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Wait, not dead. The other thing.

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Damn Eco-Pods!

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You can't even spray for eagles without observing these cooks!

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Now hang on!

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Before you do construction, don't you have to make sure you're not harming any native species?

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You mean, cost the environmental survey? ???

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Already done, by top scientists!

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You are? Oh my, yes!

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You've got this go ahead, Mr'Wong. This place is deader than last year's cat!

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No, it's not! There's precious life right here in this scum puddle!

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Ah! Seprene Darn Matias. (lat.???) The desert mark leech.

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Amazing lady, entire species lives in this warm tiny stink hole.

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Killing this will be so much easier than exterminating those ponies.

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Clipdy clop... Clipdy clop... P-h-h-h-h! Ne-e-e-eigh!

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Wait a second!

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Leeches might not be cuddly like pendles or tribbles ???

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But these poor endangered creatures deserve the...

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Get off me!

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Ah! Get it with my trusty foot caps!

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Stubby and smashy!

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No, don't kill it. We have to deserve the... aw!

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POISON CEMENT

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Here. They're not endangered anymore. They are extinct! He-he-he-he.

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No, they're not! I saved this one.

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And I'm gonna raise it and care for it so the world would forever know where it's law... Aww! Oh you...

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Freaking slime wad!

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No! I killed it! It was the last of it's kind and I... Aw!

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Motherf#$ (...) let go or I...

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Poor thing... aw!

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Tell you what, Fry. You are promise not to sue me, I give you token for free entry in poker tournament.

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He took it! You're all saw it!

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Maybe we did, maybe we didn't. What's here for me, Bender?

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Okay, okay. Come back when new Vegas opens, I give you all free rooms, free dinner and free tickets to Celine Dion.

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Loose the Celine Dion tickets and you got yourself a deal!

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All right, damn it. Done!

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Yeah! All right I scored.

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NEW VEGAS GRAND REOPENING
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR BEDSPREAD WON'T HURT YOU

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